Wednesday, December 29, 2010

I've seen this movie. First you buy the doll 'oh pretty doll you're my best friend.' Then as you're sleeping he slowly creeps up to and kills you while singing, ' i'll stab you one time, one more time, one more time...'

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

bunny!

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HAIR DRYER POEM BY EVER

HAIR DRYERS
My hair dryer exploded
it, had hit a spark
scared the crap out of me
but if could see
MY HAIR DRYER IS NOW ON FIRE
0.O

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Knowledge of the Day

A healthy person relesses 3.5 oz. of gas
 in one fart and about 17 oz. in a day.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

About Ever

Dear people who probably don't care who I am but should,
       I'm Evermore but you can call me Ever( not that you would ever  talk to me), and write for RaNdOmNeSs! I love all things odd or out casted by society. But at the same time I'm a hermit who does nothing but use the computer all day.JK i do other things too. Speaking of JK's what about the new Harry Potter movie by J.K. Rowling? The members of the cast of that movie are like 36 playing 18 year old, talk about creepers . My mind is all over the place and out of control so you could classify me as insane.
                                                                                                          sincerely,
                                                                                                               Evermore

Adventure Time Episode 201a: It Came From The Nightosphere


This is the best Adventure Time ever! I'm in love with "Marceline's Fry Song''. It's about how her demonic soul sucking father ate her fries. My favorite part of the episode is when  Marcaline's dad was talking to a viking and said 
    "Who's dressed in black and about to suck out you soul?''
     "Yo mamma?"
 " Your right I am your 'mamma'."

hahaha so funny

Ninjasaurus

Ninjasaurus- (n.) a ninja dinosaur DUH!

KNOWLEDGE OF THE DAY!

Every awkward silence a gay baby is born. If you tell someone this it will of course create an awkward silence and the you say ''Congradulations! you have caused a gay baby to be born!''